
Copyright 2002-2004 Bay Israel Chitrikar Keller Iglesias
Welcome to Texas!
“It
is spoken with understanding and foresight. But how do I draw back my arm if all
this miscarries?”
“You
shall say that I did it without your knowledge and against your will, and
without your blessing, being constrained by the violence of my love, and the
impetuosity of youth.”
[1]_________________
Cast
of Characters
1.
God
2.
His son
3. Sexual assault victim
4. Her Great-Grandmother
5. Ma
6. Pa (1st cousin to Dad, #19, below)
7. Pawpaw (Pa’s Pa)
8. FBI Agent
9. FBI Special Agent
10. FBI Special Agent in Charge (Supervisor of Special Agent)
11.
His Boss, Agent
in Charge of Division
12. Assistant
Chief Division Counsel, Federal Bureau of Investigation
United
States Justice Department of Justice
13.
Assistant United States Attorney, Eastern District of Texas
14.
Secretary, United States Justice Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division,
Washington
15.
Federal District Judge
16.
Chief of Staff, Senate Majority Leader
17. Texas Nephew
18. Mom
19. Dad
20. Son 1
21. Son 2
22. Son 3
23. Son 4
25. Horse
26. Family cowdog female
27. Cockatiel
28. Calico Cat
29. Retriever
30. Bunny
31. Outdoor tabby cat
32. Gramps
33. Gr
34. Gramps brother
35. Grandpa
36.
Grandma
37.
Aunty
38.
Texas Sister
39.
Texas brother in law
40.
Virginia Sister in law
41.
Virginia Brother
42.
Virginia Brother’s son
43.
Virginia Brother’s daughter
44.
Louisiana Sister in law
45. Louisiana brother in law
46.
Secretary in
Sheriff’s Office 1
47.
Secretary in
Sheriff’s Office 2
48.
Sheriff
(former)
49.
Sheriff
(current)
50.
Sheriff’s
Deputy 1
51. Sheriff’s Deputy 2
52.
Clerk of Court
53.
District
Attorney
54.
Ass. District
Attorney
55. Deputy Clerk
of Court
56.
Deputy Clerk
of Court
57.
Deputy Clerk
of Court
58.
Deputy Clerk
of Court
59.
Sheriff’s
Office Investigator
60.
Clerk of the Court of Appealsssissippi
Sheriff (former)
61.
Mississippi
Sheriff (current)
62.
Mississippi
Sheriff’s Deputy
63.
City Police
Officer (sergeant)
64.
Youth Court
Counselor (former)
65.
Youth Court
Counselor (current)
66.
Circuit
(Criminal) Court Secretary
67.
Secretary
68.
Court
reporter
69.
Circuit
(Criminal) Court Judge
70.
Court
docketing secretary
71.
County Court Judge
72.
Circuit Clerk
73.
City
Prosecutor
74.
County
Prosecutor
75.
Deputy Circuit
Clerk
76.
Deputy Circuit
Clerk 2
77.
Deputy Circuit
Clerk 3
78.
Deputy Circuit
Clerk 4
79.
Constable
80. Court
Appointed Special Advocate (CASA) Social worker
81.
Division
of Youth Services Social Worker, Mississippi Department of Human Services 1
82.
Division of
Youth Services Social Worker, Mississippi Department of Human Services 2
83.
Receptionist
number 1 for Court Appointed Special Advocate (CASA) and the MDHS
84.
Receptionist
number 2 for Court Appointed Special Advocate (CASA) and the MDHS
85.
Receptionist
number 3 for Court Appointed Special Advocate (CASA) and the MDHS
86.
Receptionist
number 4 for Court Appointed Special Advocate (CASA) and the MDHS
87. Journalism Professor*
88. Assistant General Counsel, Mississippi Bar Association
89. Assistant Attorney General for the State of Mississippi 1
90.
Assistant Attorney General for the State of Mississippi 2
91.
Assistant Attorney General for the State of Mississippi 3
92.
Assistant
Attorney General for the State of Mississippi 4
93.
Assistant
Attorney General for the State of Mississippi 5
94.
Assistant
Attorney General for the State of Mississippi 6
95. Chancery Clerk
96. Chancery Clerk
97.
Clerk
of Mississippi Supreme Court
98. Assistant Clerk of the Supreme Court
Miscellaneous
99.
Friend
100.
Minister
101. School
counselor
102.
School administrator
103.
IBM engineer
104.
Friend
105. Newspaper Columnist
Dentists
106. New Yawk Dentist
107. New Yawk Dentist
108. New Yawk Dentist
109. Dallas area Texas Dentist's sister
110. Brush Country Dentist, south of the Alamo
111. New Yawk Dental Hygienist
112. Texas Dental assistant
“The first thing to go in a
totalitarian society is a sense of humor.”
2*______________________
* FBI
(Fill in the Blank)
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Federal Rules of Civil Procedure
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Definition of Hate Crime (Canada)
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